i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
How fandoms take over tumblr
How fandoms take over the world
How fandoms rule the universe and make every single realm kneel before them because they are so bloody glorious.
found the hiddles