Ellen DeGeneres everybody. The most sexiest COVERGIRL they will ever get.
This makes me so happy.
I love this so much.
im going to fucking cry
loRD JESUS GIVE ME STRENGTH
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
head was not in the game
Hey you can’t blame him for trying to bop bop bop to the top
let’s hope he doesn’t try breaking free
15 years old returning to Webkinz
What is our livesss
awww i wish i were there omg
How fandoms take over tumblr
How fandoms take over the world
How fandoms rule the universe and make every single realm kneel before them because they are so bloody glorious.
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
found the hiddles
My adventures as a mayor.